ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

by marvellous*may May 21, 2022

Ur mum

Emily.

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum

by Big Mac attacker falguni May 2, 2024

Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021

mum rock

music predominantly listened to by women of the baby boomer generation. An extension of the term 'Dad rock', including rock music of the LA scene of the 1970s probably termed slightly 'softer' than the male dominated British rock scene. Probably including some soul greats.

"mum rock" picture mum dancing around the living room after a work do regailing you with stories of the time she saw joni mitchell and CSNY at Wembley arena and nearly went to the isle of wight festival, but didn't quite make it.

eg. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Love the One you're with -stephen stills
Respect - Aretha Franklin
You're so vain - Carly Simon

by freemum February 16, 2009

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore

Dam id bang ur mum, shes a baddie

by im a milf March 9, 2022

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022