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MTA

First you fuck her in the mouth. than after that you go and fuck her in the ass.

Jim: "hey how was sarah last night? what positions did you guys do?"
Samir: "We did MTA all night"
by sammyk2121 July 8, 2010
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MTS

Acronym standing for "Make Them Suffer".

A hardcore crew primarily based out of Jacksonville, Florida, but with branches around the east coast. As of today, MTS is broken up due to run-ins with the law, and violent fueds with other major hardcore crews.

Do not fight with an ex-member of MTS, they still have street credit with a rough crowd.
The hardcore scene in Jacksonville as well as everything else is ran by these dudes I saw at a show last night- MTS.
by platypuss June 24, 2006
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Mtankha

One think I hate about Warboards is that it's infested with Mtankhas.
by N/A August 31, 2004
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MTV

MTV: A show that cavemen watch. Historians think it has most probably appeared in the ice age, near the 1980's.
MTV is for cavemen. Most of the population on this earth are cavemen because a lot watch MTV.
by Zee Dogg May 26, 2007
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MTV

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."
-Doug Ferrari
by Mertown July 3, 2007
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MTFC

MTFC means Matt The Fat Cat. You can usually find this unusual creature hanging around places such as kitchens, hatches, Bases, Ice lakes, Runescape, Xboxs, or PS3s. The diet of MTFC consists mainly of Cheesy bites and Potatoe waffles covered in a large layer of salt which is usually 2 millimeters thick. MTFC seems to be a social creature, but doesn't like other certain rare species, such as The Red Van Man, General McCutcheon, or Field Man. He's very irrisponsible. His main attacks are Shining the laer in peoples eyes, Trickery, and eating people. His Allies are John Smith, The Binman, Little K, and Tubs The Magic Dragon.
MTFC- HAI GUIZE LETS GO TO HARRISON'S BASE
Binman- And Lets go See The Villigers guize
John Smith- And The Fuse
Little K- I want to go home
Tubs The Magic Dragon- MTFC stop shining the lazer in people's eyes
by Crystal_Dragon December 30, 2010
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MTV

The current "MTV", which stands supposedly for "Music Television" but plays very very little music, is essentially where the propagandists and far left wingers start their agenda campaigns to brainwash America's youth (and increasingly spilling into the brainwashing of 20's, 30's and even 40 year olds).

Watching history via a timeline, when MTV played and promoted mostly 80's Pop and New Wave, everyone walked around with similar attitudes and clothing/hair styles. When MTV decided to play mostly Heavy Metal, most of the kids grew their hair long, dressed like Skid Row and Mötley Crüe. When MTV decided to promote depression metal (aka alternative/grunge) like Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, everyone took on the same mentality and attire. Currently, it appears the MTV has been bought out by the biggest racist of all, Spike Lee, because MTV now has become a 99.9% black channel, and thusly millions of brainwashed white girls are in relationships (aka "fucking" and being dropped like a nigga dropping a stolen car stereo while being chased by the po po) and having millions of unwanted mixed race babies.

In summation: Whatever MTV chooses to promote, America becomes, like a bunch of mindless zombies.
Ashley says to her white girlfriend: "tee hee hee, turn on MTV *in whiny voice drawing out the letter V*, I wanna see the new Lil Wayne video where his teeth are all covered in gold and diamonds and his twiggy bony ass is shirtless and his pants are hanging down to his kneessss, he's sooo sexyyy, I just wanna fuck him so bad!!! ermagerd!"

"Errrmahhgerddd Britneeeee, have you heard that new song on MTVVV? i LOVE the autotune and repetitive mind numbing beat loops, and shitty singing by Rhianna in it! Jay Z is sooo fucking HOT my panties get sooo wet!"
by KeepinItRealYo September 24, 2012
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