Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse

“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”

by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024

silly mouse

someone who loses crazy 8

tatyana: loses
tatyana is a silly mouse

by sillymouse69 February 23, 2022

Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant

Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .

by Comic shane May 31, 2018

You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.

Bobby you mouse.

by dank meymeys May 25, 2016

mouses tail

a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!

hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!

by ladylara August 23, 2010

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023