Moon Gooning 

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.

Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"

Moon Gooning by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023

Moon Gooning 

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.

"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."

Moon Gooning by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023

Moon Gooning 

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

Moon Gooning by The Horny December 1, 2023

Moon Gooning 

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

Moon Gooning by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning 

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in

Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday

Moon Gooning by El Nk255 December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning 

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

Moon Gooning by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning 

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

Moon Gooning by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023