Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

Mittening

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.

Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.

by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008

Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

by Bocajo September 28, 2006

cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

eight minutes

an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minutes, he should never make mention of it, as it would be an embarrassing insult.

guy1: how long did that virus scan take?
guy2: no longer than eight minutes
guy1: AUGGHH
guy2: lol

by willyjohnson August 18, 2008

20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.

Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way

by Privdonut2 May 30, 2009