5 more minutes

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes

A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

A while minute

Almost a whole minute, but not quite.

Q: How long did that take you to do?
A: A while minute

by Springrollpeanutsauce March 10, 2019

a million minutes

According to ‘Anix’ on yt million minutes means 5 minutes!

“I can’t believe the rain has been going on for a million minutes (more like 5 minutes) !?”

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

Minute maid

A person that cums in a minute

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.

by Cloudxo April 8, 2020

5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.

person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"

by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022