Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.

Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.

by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

Minge

a car

brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey

by jxrdan January 19, 2021

Ming Kang

Handsome lad

This guy is looking dapper, such a Ming Kang lad.

by Funkylookingman November 22, 2021

Ming

Used to describe a situation in which there is an odd, disturbing, or disgusting event occurring. May also be able to describe a particular item.

"Rommy's Juice bar is disgusting! the juices have such an intense ming flavor, yuck!"

by anihcstyma May 8, 2022

Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.

Nash is a pyar ming.

by Gbar November 26, 2017

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019