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Pular no microondas

"To jump in the microwave oven"

It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"

Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
by Luizin March 20, 2010
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Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away!

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence
Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.
by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011
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