Life 

Torture during your childhood and teenage years

I had a great life so far

Life by Avifire November 8, 2020

Life 

The awkward phase between life and death.

"The boy was vibrant with life"

Life by ItsJesseMyGuy November 15, 2020

Life 

According to Google the meaning of life is 42

Karam:What is the meaning of life?
Dehlilah: 42

Life by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Life 

Something you don't have.

Person: Hey! Do you have a life?
Other person: What's that?
Person: ... i-

Life by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

Life 

Life is a test you didn't study for and never even had a class on, but for some reason you have to take this goddamn test which you despise.
Death is permanent sleep while Sleep is just temporary death as an escape
It's also one of those multiple choice tests...son of a bit-

"I hate my life."

Life by Queenieisnthere November 22, 2020

LiFe 

Something awful

Fuck life, I mean, really FUCK LIFE

LiFe by some chair Person,moving chair December 16, 2020

Life 

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

Life by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020