Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.

"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"

by Rawkel September 16, 2018

Lazy

Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.

Cameron is so Lazy. All he does is eat at Cookout!

by Bid Daddy Papa Bear April 5, 2020

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

lazy streaker

A person who Streaks with you on SnapChat, but is SUPER lazy. They tend to send black pictures with simple captions such as "streaks" or "gn/gm streaks".

Ryan: " Bro, I hate streaking with Emily... all of the pictures she sends me are SO boring. She's such a lazy streaker."

Bobby: "I feel you dude, after I hit 100 days with her I stopped..."

by xphiaggie January 29, 2017

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.

I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.

by The lazy panhandler May 6, 2025