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Katie

Katie Is Pathic and needs to grow she always crys over stupid things, her best friend try's so hard to help and put up with her but soon she will give up, she can move on and needs to learn to stand on her own two feet, always expects everyone. Els to do things for her always annoy the brother and he gets fed up, Katie is NOT a trust worthy person and will always spill the beans her best friends always trys her best but its not good enough for KATIE so if you know a Katie WATCH OUT! As se might hold you back!
Katie is a Idiot Pathic!! And holds people back e.g bestfriend!
by Sarah pine house October 26, 2012
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Katie Fluffy Magoo

Sam: Hey wanna go see the game?

Jude: No, Sorry Man I'm gonna go get me some KATIE FLUFFY MAGOO
by mackernandcheese March 30, 2011
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Katie Jamison

a very sexy and amazing girl who is saught after by everyboy she has beautiful hair and a pretty face. she is the best girlfriend ever.
damn i wish i had a girlfriend like katie jamison
by Gregsdx :P June 21, 2011
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Katie Farnsworth

by Katie Farnsworth July 7, 2011
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Kati-Ellen

An over protective mother that will block your cock like no tomorrow. Also tends to be extremely up tight and has intense mood swings.
Kati-Ellen: "hey what a wonderful day...I'm gonna kill you!"

Kati-Ellen is home looks like I'm not getting laid tonight.
by joe the hobo46 January 10, 2012
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Katie baguette

A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them
Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!
by Lcs finest September 2, 2014
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Katie

Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.

During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.

The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
by anonymous August 21, 2016
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