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There are two Jordans, the girls are the boys. Some boys named Jordan are cool, athletic, and hang out with athletes. The other Jordan boys are creeps. They’re super touchy with girls and guys. They’ll text girls creepy stuff like “I wanna fuck you so hard”, even though they’ve only known this girl for half a school year. They’ll flirt with many girls until they find someone that’ll fulfill their sexual desires(totally not saying this from my personal experience)*cough* my ex’s current boyfriend. They’ll ask girls for hugs and try to be romantic. They’ll ask a girl for nudes or touch her in sexual ways but if she ask them to stop, they’ll stop, but they’ll come back again and try again another time. They’ll usually make lots of friends and act good so no one will suspect anything bad from them.

One of my friends were a target of a Jordan. He was messaging her weird things and freaky things even though she wasn’t interested. My ex was a victim of a Jordan. She now dates him. Btw this Jordan has done this to many girls but she’s decides to ignore it. 😉

Next are the girl Jordan’s. These girls are funny, have good sense of humor and are overall nice. They have lots of guy friends but always reject them when they catch feelings. Jordan girls mainly date guys that are less popular.
Person 1: Did Jordan do anything to you when you guys went to go hang out?

Victim: Yeah... but I did tell him that I was uncomfortable.

Person 1: Why did you even get close to him...

This is totally not from an actual conversation with my ex🤷 ♀️
Jordan by Boyboii July 14, 2019
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A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.
Jordania by Blazemauui August 23, 2019

Jordan Martyn 

No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.
Wow! It's a Jordan Martyn!
Jordan Martyn by Knight: November 10, 2020

The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.
Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

a Jordan 

When a person works late and can't game with their friends
a Jordan by Davechan January 22, 2021

jordan acton potts 

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around
your so strange you act like jordan acton potts
jordan acton potts by jay hitler February 15, 2017

Jordaned 

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.
dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!
Jordaned by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009