jonasgasm

The most amazing feeling known to girl.

It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)

Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.

jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.

Girl 1: OMFJ nick just ripped off his sleeves!!!!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!

by hannahjonas April 30, 2008

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Jonah

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

by Jonah Falcon September 17, 2005

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Jonascest

Jonascest is a genre of fanfiction featuring the Jonas Brothers in which some facet of the brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick, are involved in an incestuous relationship. (For those of you who don't know, this means they're kissing each other, in love with each other, sodomizing each other, etc.)

There is no clear date for the start of Jonascest writing, however, the genre was made popular by the fanfiction author Havah Kinny (who is referred to by some as The Queen of Jonascest) on fanfiction.net around the Winter of 2008. The genre spread like wildfire and now there are forums and boards dedicated to those who write and read fauxincestuous stories of the Disney brothers.

Other fanfiction authors, such as IAmDelilah have risen to high ground in the Jonascest world by broadening the already scandalous genre to include stories of male impregnation - perhaps a new genre should be started - Jonasemination?

Jonascest pairings:
Joick - Joe and Nick
Kevick - Kevin and Nick
Jovin - Joe and Kevin
Jovenick - Joe, Kevin and Nick (THREESOME! OMJ!)

JONASCEST EXAMPLE ONE: {Excerpt from Heartbreak and Tarot Cards by Havah Kinny}

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEVIN!” Joe said shouting. “I REALLY, REALLY FANCY YOU!” he looked at Kevin, who was still sitting on the ground where he had fallen.

“So what, you’re British now?” Kevin asked.

“Kevin, did you hear what I said?” Joe asked, looking at him intensely. “I’m dead serious.”

“I know…” Kevin sighed. “I just, I don’t really know how to respond to something like that…”

JONASCEST EXAMPLE TWO: {Excerpt from Love is a Four Letter Lie by IAmDelilah - Kevin's POV}

"I love you," I whisper, leaning in to kiss him again. When I pull away I rest my forehead against his and add, "It's not just because you bought me the ring. Don't think that, ever." I sigh heavily, left hand to my chest. We're walking out through of the double doors of the restaurant, on the way to my car.

"What?" Joe asks softly, as if he's afraid to get an answer.

"My heart just won't stop,” I say once we're in the car. I'm not complaining, though. I think Joe knows that.

“Mine either,” Joe says.

by BaritoneAria September 8, 2009

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Janasia

Janasia can be the best friend in the world she loves a lot of people but do not piss her off yeah she is nice and sometimes she will get mad if you lie straight in her face and she doesn’t get mad over stupid or dumb things she is kind likes to share but certain thing she don’t like she doesn’t be like well I don’t share this and if she has a contes who gets what and one person got she is so nice she will give every one one who want one even if you do something to her she still will like you she takes up for people even if your a boy or girl she is the one who made the class do goood things and we get to go out side tomorrow for the good behavior all this week we all love janasia you can’t live without her

“Janasia yeah she told me to stop hanging with them because they get me in trouble so now I’m not in trouble because of janasia positive words”.

by Thetrapper.kk aka Kori March 28, 2019

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