jacob the jew

A gay pornstar who usually is a bottom, deepthroats an cock he can get. Usually forgets to wear his hat, also a vegan.

Last night I saw some of Jacob the Jews work.

by Zachary the cuck January 12, 2017

Raven Jew

RavenJew Jordanus-Hounakar: To be under the illusion that one is not a Jew, Even though all evidence points to one being a jew

Person 1: Hey Raven Jew!
Person 2: I'm Not a Raven Jew!!
Person 1: Thats Something a Jew Would say

by Omegashinobi May 25, 2011

Jew diligence

Reasonable steps taken by a Jew to avoid hiring a non-Jew.

Anti-gentile business owners don't have gentile staff as they do their Jew Diligence.

by AnonDoxy January 25, 2019

Jew Flake

A person who is obviously being a dumbass.

wow you are a jew flake for not bringing four lokos.

by jekkabee January 4, 2011

Jew Ass

The fleshy arrangement of two buttockular masterpiece only bestowed upon the privileged children of Israel. Not smooshy, yet slightyl resembling a full on Jock Butt

1. Have you ever seen Naomi Russell's movies? She is blessed with that Jew Ass.

2. Look at Goldstein! He got a girl with a tight little body and a cutie patootie. Luckier for her, he possesses a great Jew Ass!

by Lawler May 30, 2018

Jew Breath

A specific, sort-of "heavy" scent exuded from a person's mouth, usually of Jewish lineage. The smell is neither bad nor good but an overwhelming, weighty "musk".

Damn, Jeremiah! You're sitting 10 feet away but I can feel your jew breath from here!

by Charlie_JewMosque November 11, 2019

Jew Dew

Jew = Jewish
Dew = Hairdoo

Commonly referred to as a Jew fro or Jew Mop Because of the way most are able Jews grow massive amounts of Curly, Disgusting, body, facial and scalp hair. Both male and female are affected.

"Yo, dig that crazzy Jew Dew over deh!"

"Yea Yea, That mo fo looks like Bob Dylan!"

by Jack N. Mikoph May 1, 2008