jerkbomb

Someone, particularly Asian, obsessed with being an AP student.

That Asian AP student is such a jerkbomb.

by Chefdude548, Cam-Ham, Noah Z. December 18, 2008

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010

Jerkabo

A person who is a jerk for doing something they should have. Often used to describe someone as a jerk but in a less harsh way.

Did you see that guy cut me off?!
Yeah he is a jerkabo

by Toldemtehdeal March 1, 2011

jerkawitzphobia

the act of being afraid of masturbation

im a jerkawitzphobia

by dylan fershing September 11, 2011

Jerkapoo

To jerk your meat while taking a long and satisfying dump.

"I keep that magazine in there, in case I ever feel like a nice jerkapoo."

by Scuke October 7, 2011

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011