People who repeat the same actions over and over expecting different results but yet get nothing accomplished and wonder why.
"Poor me" saps that are confused about why they have the same problems continuously and put the blame on everyone or everything else around them.
"Poor me" saps that are confused about why they have the same problems continuously and put the blame on everyone or everything else around them.
by Betty Crawford January 9, 2008
Get the circle jerks mug.The absolute worst excuse for a state. Less formally known as the armpit of America. A place where the people are so ignorant that only they can be proud to claim they are from New Jersey. The state has a strong and offensive odor to it, much like that of an overfilled garbage dump. It is cholk-full of guidos who bathe in tanning spray and axe and regurlarly spike their hair up with a ridiculous amount of gel. Also, it is illegal to pump your own gas there, a very smart law for the local government to pass because the danger of letting a New Jersey citizen handle a gas pump would be enormous due to their low I.Q. People from this area often visit New York City where they are despised by the majority of New Yorkers. There are more garbage dumps in New Jersey per square mile than any other state in the nation and it is still not enough to contain all the trash that can be viewed piled up on the side of the countless number of congested and polluted highways.
by chigoose2 October 26, 2010
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One of the most overrated college. Students feel they attend an elite school because of the "impressive" average SAT scores and "low" acceptance rate. One's intelligence is often times measured by the other schools they've gotten into.
Because TCNJ (and Rutgers for pre professional programs) kicks the shit out of every other state school in NJ, many in-state students will chose TCNJ because of the economy and the school's in-state tuition. That is why 90 percent of the student body if from New Jersey.
Elite students DO NOT go to TCNJ because it is an elite school, but rather because they don't want to spend 40,000+ elsewhere.
If TCNJ was actually a good school, it would attract out of state students.
Because TCNJ (and Rutgers for pre professional programs) kicks the shit out of every other state school in NJ, many in-state students will chose TCNJ because of the economy and the school's in-state tuition. That is why 90 percent of the student body if from New Jersey.
Elite students DO NOT go to TCNJ because it is an elite school, but rather because they don't want to spend 40,000+ elsewhere.
If TCNJ was actually a good school, it would attract out of state students.
Doug: "How's your first semester at The College of New Jersey"
Dumb Bitch: "Awesome, there's kids in my women gender studies class that got into Villanova, Lafayette, and Lehigh. I GO TO SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!"
Doug: "Hmm, or maybe because bright students from New Jersey that didn't receive much financial aid or scholarships from other schools nearly all end up at TCNJ because it's the best public college in New Jersey. Why are there so few out of state students then?"
Dumb Bitch: "TCNJ IS A PUBLIC IVY!"
Doug: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize. Where have you read that?"
Dumb Bitch: "A book"
Doug: "right"
Dumb Bitch: "Awesome, there's kids in my women gender studies class that got into Villanova, Lafayette, and Lehigh. I GO TO SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!"
Doug: "Hmm, or maybe because bright students from New Jersey that didn't receive much financial aid or scholarships from other schools nearly all end up at TCNJ because it's the best public college in New Jersey. Why are there so few out of state students then?"
Dumb Bitch: "TCNJ IS A PUBLIC IVY!"
Doug: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize. Where have you read that?"
Dumb Bitch: "A book"
Doug: "right"
by meatholesucker October 7, 2012
Get the The College of New Jersey mug.A team in the National Hockey Leauge. Composed of the bitchiest fans in the entire world, the Devils cannot even compete with the New York Rangers anymore. Star players (Martin Brodeur) cheat on their wife, and sell outs are few and far apart. Headed by Larry Robinson, who is openly gay with baseball star David Ortiz of the Boston Red-Sox.
by Rob Curcio November 14, 2005
Get the New Jersey Devils mug.When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
by Turd Ferguson, thats funny February 24, 2010
Get the Jersey Turnpike mug.why do people think our state is so bad. have u even been to nj?
when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
Fucked Up Person from like ND: eww u guys are dirty and who says joisey?
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
by Megan <33 January 14, 2009
Get the New Jersey mug.An unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. The term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in Jersey or New Jersey.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
They found another Jersey Baby in the trash behind Arby's the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
by Wombstretcha August 24, 2007
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