jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

Urban Dictionary Jackass

A person who makes stupid definitions for words people don't use and tools who add their names on Urban Dictionary. Most common with teenagers looking for an ego boost.

"Holy shit, did Ashley seriously just add her name to this website in order to feel good?"

"Yeah man, she needs to get a life. She's an Urban Dictionary Jackass."

by CLICKMEYOULOSER December 16, 2012

Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

jack skellington

The most perfectly scarey/heartfelt charecter from a film ever The Nightmare before Christmas. "Jack Skellington" is the pumpkin king of halloweentown who is fatigued of the Halloween way of life. He wants more from life apart from scaring young ones and all. When he finds Christmas town he wants it so he takes it for himself. When its ruined he trys to fix it. He is a good soul who trys to make everything good but cant.

Jack Skellington is tall and thin with a bat bowtie

by Alfie Salisbury January 1, 2005

Swagga jacka

to steal or "jack" one's "swagga" or own unique style or personality that makes them hotter than your boring ass. Often occurs when one is jealous of a much sexier, popular, loved, fun & entertaining individual.

You design an original thing thats all your own & expresses part of who you are. Someone jacks that, claims it is theirs, & looks like a dumbass swagga jacka cause everyone knows it was yours first.

aka: You can jock my shit, but u can't rock my shit.

by HOTTER_than_YOU February 8, 2009

Jack the Ripper

A man who led an unsuccessful campaign of ending prostitution.

Jack the Ripper killed a total of eleven prostitutes.Most likely the prostitutes would have died of some sexual disease days later.

by d1y2r3n4 September 22, 2010

Jack-Off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.

by *JeNnA* May 4, 2004