by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018
Get the Cop ass dude mug.When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘
(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018
Get the Cop block mug.by bigpoppaaaa August 2, 2019
Get the cop mug.A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.
"Oh shit here we go again."
*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."
"Fuck you stupid cop."
*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."
"Fuck you stupid cop."
by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019
Get the Cop mug.by aa.drea May 30, 2017
Get the cop mug.A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.
People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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