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Virginity Island

The best place to chill. A simp haven for all the biggest simps in the world.
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by Pushin’ 🅿️ June 7, 2020
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coney island

the dopest place to eat if your in detroit. you can eat a whole shit-ton of food and only pay like $2.50. charecterized by the famous coney dog which consists of a hot dog with chili, onions and mustard dumped on top.there are coney islands everywhere in detroit they all sell pretty much the same food but they are all independently owned and complety unrelated to each other. for detroiters they are a staple of life, they are half way between fast food and sitting down to eat, the most famous coney island is lafayette in downtown detroit, its where the coney dog was invented. but by far the dopest one is sherwood forest coney island, better known as sherwood, their steak and cheese pita is off the chain.
detroiter 1: man i'm super hungry but dont feel sitting down in a resturant

detroiter 2: aight well lets go get some fast food

detroiter 1: no that shit will kill you

detroiter 2: aight lets hit up a coney island

detroiter 1: oh fo sho
by seniõr snack attack April 5, 2009
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University of Rhode Island

Public university in Rhode Island, known for its pharmacy program. Essentially a backup school for 80% of Rhode Island high school kids. Filled to the brim with inner-city kids and white guys acting like inner-city kids. Barely manages to keep students on campus because they'd rather go to the beach/their friend's beach shacks and get wasted than risk getting wasted on campus. The "party school" label is something to administration wants to lose, but it'll never be taken away.
A: Man, University of Rhode Island parties suck.

B: Yeah, let's just go to Joey's place by the beach and pound a few.
by wtfboom May 28, 2010
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long island

A place where soulness, bitchy girls are raised.
Hey, look at that nice, sort of good looking guy. Let's talk shit about him and make sure we are close enough so he can hear. What a loser. We're from Long Island!
by justtryingtobefriendly December 13, 2009
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coney islands

Unusual conelike breasts with sharp pointed nipples. Often seen in Belgian beauties.
by KTizzle4Shizzle November 29, 2007
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Merritt Island

A depressing and sleazy island with nothing to do or see.

The population mostly consists of morbidly obese conservative retirees and rich kids that have nothing better to do with their free time other than smoke weed and talk shit.
If you don't fit into those two categories of people, then consider yourself irrelevant to the circlejerk. If you're slightly left leaning you'll be viewed as a commie by the two groups of people, if you're LGBTQIA, you'll be viewed as a mentally unstable "fag". Here, diversity is an evil boogie man that will corrupt the youth and ruin their "perfect" white island.

Some other very interesting facts to note are:
1.) The local public school is a failure to the local youth and pay excessive amount of time to athletic electives and neglect to pay attention to non-athletic activities.
2.) Over 80 percent of the population is white & conservative
3.) The wildlife that used to reside in the river has died due to large amounts of pollution by the residents
4.) There's nothing here for the majority of the youth, so most if not all go to Orlando or stay inside all day.
5.) There's is practically zero support for LGBT youth, at most there's a gay AA meeting but other than that there's nothing here.

The only slightly redeeming factor in this horrifying shithole is that the island is extremely close to the cape, which is admittingly pretty cool.
Guy 1: Hey dude, where do you live?
Guy 2: Merritt Island, unfortunately.
Guy 1: I feel bad for you, but at least it ain't C-town.
by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019
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