paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated

Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!

by Matthew and Adam January 9, 2008

Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

by Myname July 31, 2004

paper bag pretty

paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.

The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.

Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.

by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008

Rock, Paper, Vagina

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.

Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."

by RQD2 July 7, 2010

toilet paper touch

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

Anti Rebound Paper

Toilet paper used to diminish the first splash

He knew it was the last roll so he decided to skip the anti rebound paper

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

lifting copy paper

a euphasim for office sex

Hey Claire, need any help lifting copy paper?

I'd love some Dave. Meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.

by phrejd December 4, 2010