Crouch hump

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.

Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.

by Sam Gold December 14, 2008

Heavy Humper

One who fornicates with overweight people.

"Look at Matt talking to that fattie, I always knew he was a heavy humper!"

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

Wall Humper

Someone who humps walls.

Bobby was so drunk, he turned into a wall humper last night.

by C_78 August 8, 2011

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

Hump and Dump

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.

Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!

by B.N January 11, 2009

hump day soiree

The first "party" of the weekend. Usually just a few frat guys and some chicks sitting around playing drinking games and getting wasted.

Delta Chi has the best hump day soiree's

by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005

whale humper

An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.

My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.

by Mike Schultz February 8, 2008