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French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.
I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came
by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017
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Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
by Sexydimma May 9, 2013
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Cape Horn

A codeword for Korean Porn
like k-pop, but instead it's k-porn
Me: Hey bro let's travel to Cape Horn it'll be great I promise.
Friend: Sounds like a plan, how big's your TV?
Bystanders: *wtf does a TV have to do with traveling to Cape Horn?*
by DrAwesomedlo00 December 21, 2019
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unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
by Theunicorner January 31, 2017
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HORN IN

HORN IN (ON) definition: Someone sees a horny couple getting frisky, and attempts to join them.
I saw a couple of butterflies just minding their business, doing their thing, but this 3rd wheel kept trying to horn in.
by wiscsuzski June 27, 2025
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Horn Lake High

A high school located in Horn Lake, MS. They tend to get into a lot of fights at this school & there is a lot of drama & everybody there has been with the whole city, so don’t date anybody that goes to Horn Lake High.
“What school do you go to”?
“Horn Lake High
“Oh, so you must like drama”
by TEEGUY July 21, 2024
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