Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022

horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

horny maru

Nickname of USS HORNET

I served on the Horny Maru

by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022

horny heaven

A term to describe Paradise in the name of high sexual activity within' an individual.

Person 1: Bro those thighs are about to ascend me to horny heaven, i swear to god!
Person 2: I get you honestly, man.

by ThighsAppreciator August 9, 2023

Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.

guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?

by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020

Nic horny

When you are horny for nicotine and want it really badly.

Ava just stole my puff, now I’m nic horny!

by Shitfacesam October 26, 2020

horny monkey

A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.

Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey

by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021