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The effort requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube.
Imagine when YouTube "assigns" the homework to get more screen time from parents 0.0001 seconds after you lose the self-control to abstain from subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels in a row. Before long, you'll experience painful burnout long before you even get the screen time allotment that you need to catch up latest YouTube videos.
homework by Emotional Cruiser August 24, 2025
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Homework hangover 

The mental and physical exhaustion that hits the day after cramming all night for assignments. The symptoms include brain fog, naps in random places, and a strong urge to drop out:)
"Dude, I can't even spell my name right now... homework hangover is real fr"
Homework hangover by Justvance September 8, 2025

homework 

The homework was big
homework by letterfanatic September 21, 2025

homework folder

Mum: Son, i'm going to check your homework folder, apparently it's 64GB so there must be a lot of things in it...
Me: NO NO NO, MUM PLEASE NO!!! DON'T!!!
homework folder by Johnny Doeb October 25, 2025
Homework is a form of torture,set by the evil masterminds we call teachers,to make us suffer longer than is nessacery. Even after 6 hours of learning,teachers still make us take work into our free time. If you are a politician reading this,please abolish homework. Thank you
Person one- I'm meant to be doing my maths homework

Person two- why aren't you doing it then?
Person one- ...is that a trick question?
Homework by Flossy😻😻😻😻 January 25, 2026

Homework Bias

The unfair advantage conferred upon arguments that are simply more time-consuming to refute than to state. It's the tactic of burying a claim under a mountain of citations, convoluted data, or obscure references, knowing that the effort required to unpack and debunk it is prohibitive. The argument gains credibility not from merit, but from the defensive labor it imposes.
*Example: An online post "proving" a fringe historical theory with 50 hyperlinks to self-published books, scanned archaic texts in untranslated German, and garbled statistics. Calling it out would require days of research. The homework bias shields the claim because its sheer, tedious bulk makes it functionally uncontested, allowing it to circulate as "researched."*
Homework Bias by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

New Homework 

New tasks given to slut to study and follow as part of her Sluttish duties in regard to said slutter.
I don't care about that homework. We gonna do new homework! Without a magnum in sight!
New Homework by Jock_Kousteaux June 23, 2016