happy goat

A classification of girls that enjoy anal sex, which was found out by the following:

In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex.

"Dude, you remember that redhead from the bar last night???
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!"

by Slammoth October 27, 2009

happy chain

A chain to which a new link is added daily, and onto each link the happiest part of the day is written upon in any form at all. Fragments, sentences, pictures, doodles, whatever.

Look back on it. It reminds you of the happy memories you've had. It's marvelous.

Last Tuesday made for the most explosive happy chain link ever!

by The Society for the Prevention of Boredom February 9, 2008

Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.

Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture

by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009

Happy Vodka Cookies

cookies dipped in vodka.

Or

Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.

Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!

by squigglemuffin July 12, 2010

Happy Otter

The pure bliss and fulfillment that comes with success, or a person who experiences this bliss. Comes from the fact that, always swimming and killing, otters can't help but be happy.

After the presentation, James emanated "Happy Otter." I knew things had gone well.

When Nate's jump shot starts falling, he is happy otter without fail.

by kevin12dr January 15, 2011

Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013

Haley

Haley is a wonderful well rounded person. She's a psychotic explosion of happiness and depression with looks that blow u away. She's one of the most beautiful, cute, and sexiest people you will ever meet. She's so random but yet always knows what to say she inconsistent but reliable she's smart and longs for connections that she will never let go. Haley is a wonderful friend and an even better girlfriend who you can talk to for hours about anything. If u ever find and befriend a Haley never let her go because she won't either. Haley is just so close from perfect It's impossible to tell if she isn't. I love Haley 😍

"Wow, she's really a Haley"

by Bmhumphrey1 March 7, 2017