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poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
by HHeiny November 26, 2013
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Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.
Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!
by TobuscusSpeedRun May 7, 2020
mugGet the Eskimo gogglesmug.

Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.
“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”
by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018
mugGet the Gym gogglesmug.

Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.
I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.
by The G. August 8, 2009
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Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.
"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"
by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020
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Siberian Goggles

It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
by Sir Meeks a Lot January 5, 2018
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Gogy Goggles

Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly
person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''
by GogysLeftEar October 11, 2022
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