jon from the wonk

A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.

characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook

"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."

Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.

Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.

Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.

by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010

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Get the jon from the wonkmug.

boot from tdk

a 4tf headass normie who like discord, music and skateboarding. Also sings i guess.

*boot from tdk and lewis booli choke*
choke: OmG i HaTe yOu Lewis AnD bOoT
Lewis: :woozy:
boot: :jenniesmh:

by KungFuDaniel December 21, 2020

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Get the boot from tdkmug.

felix from slovakia

When your friends can’t remember your name.
Usually to be said weirdly

Jarred: Who’s that
John: that guy uhh he’s Felix from Slovakia duh

by Felix from Slovakia June 4, 2018

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Get the felix from slovakiamug.

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021

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Get the back from the deadmug.

ShitTalkingKing from ifunny

Frankie? More like Skankie! Birth name is Frachesco, not to be confused with the commonly ordered Starbucks drink. T-mobile associate by day, pussy slayer by night.

1:Just copped this new iPhone X
2: word. ShitTalkingKing from ifunny is throwin out hella good deals

by NotYeahFromiFunny July 28, 2018

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