Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.

Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?

by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025

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football add

a friend request on facebook

basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.

charming

girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.

by lalalalala face June 5, 2011

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Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem

sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet

by big fat tubby October 2, 2023

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Football

An insult that intelligent people use

"You're such a fucking football"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

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footbal

the dumbest thing ever

you're footbal.

by UR A F****R April 16, 2024

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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

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