fucked

To get double crossed

"And if you got double crossed you got fucked" RIP Big L Flamboyant for life

by Ryan Smith October 3, 2003

More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)

Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!

by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006

fuckedupitude

a unit of measure used to determine level of stupidity in a given situation

from the Latin ~fukduptudum, originally coined by Socrates

This situation is displaying a high level of fuckedupitude.

by Barney Rubble March 31, 2005

puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.

1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!

by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008

[Clown Fucked]

Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.

Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked that chick, you should have seen her expression when she heard me cum.

by Alex Sarman October 23, 2008

Bench Fucked

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.

"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"

by street_thrilla March 22, 2009

i fucked it

royally screwing up in an given situation .

well, I fucked it.

by overlordsuru August 25, 2017