Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

feed the monster

When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.

You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.

by twist_of_lime_with_salt January 7, 2016

dude faced

1. dave
2. getting toe up from the flo up.
3. getting so drunk that your face looks droopy, you also look through people when you talk to them.

damn nigga you were dude faced last night.

by playerballer November 25, 2007

Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

by nltgn September 14, 2009

bird feed

To drink from a mini-keg as one friend suspends it in the air.

Pick up that keg and bird feed me!

by nivek1990 November 22, 2009

smut faced whore

A white or black female hooker who is butter faced, has raging beef curtains, and never stops slobbing deacon.

I can't believe you fucked that smut faced whore last night in the basement of a meth lab.

by bmore410 March 6, 2010

three faced

A shit stirrer who says different things, usually of a disloyal nature, to a triplet of peers as opposed to two different people when being two faced.

Robbie is a three faced bitch

by WurdSmiff May 1, 2018