inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

Farm

“It’s like a rubbish zoo obviously.”

Person 1: “This is a farm! You know what a farm is?”

Person 2: “well it’s like a rubbish zoo obviously”

by Eggruto roostermaki February 11, 2020

American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

farm fatale

1) A badass hot woman that actually runs the show on the farm
2) A hot farm girl that uses her charm and looks to get what she wants
3)the opposite of a barn boss

The Farm Fatale told the Barn Boss she was getting a new horse.

When I asked who ran the farm they pointed to the good looking woman. Then I knew she was a farm Fatal.

by FarmerMark82 April 28, 2020

Farm laundry

White girl country night club

I'm goin to farm laundry

by tinypony August 16, 2020

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020