by Kent September 6, 2005
Get the evil cousin mug.The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.
Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job
by The one called he who is the person from that place you thought of. July 31, 2007
Get the Evil Photocopier mug.A man who, despite actually doing his job correctly by leading a fairly normal life, gets blamed by all forms of people for their problems without a good reason. However, this does not refer to a man who is actually evil, known as a criminal, or just an outright cake ass nigga. Often the target of radical feminists, despite not talking shit to begin with.
If an evil man is white, he often has ancestry from Russia or is muscular (ex. the man who wrote this). Refer to cake ass nigga for something closer to reality.
If an evil man is black, then donate money to him.
If an evil man is Asian, then it makes white people look like dogs. No evil in that, I'm sure.
If an evil man is Conservative, then you can bet he just wants a place to hide.
If an evil man is liberal, check evil for a closer understanding of his true nature...
If an evil man is blue, then he probably had a seizure.
If an evil man is a Spanish-speaker, remember that the taco was invented by a white man named Glen Bell.
If an evil man is a Mulatto, he will grow wings one day.
If an evil man lives in Africa and is native, he will find justice in truth.
If an evil man is a soldier, he knows that the sound of gunfire hides the violence of others' words.
If an evil man is a president (except Trump and Nixon), then he must be the noblest of souls.
If an evil man is black, then donate money to him.
If an evil man is Asian, then it makes white people look like dogs. No evil in that, I'm sure.
If an evil man is Conservative, then you can bet he just wants a place to hide.
If an evil man is liberal, check evil for a closer understanding of his true nature...
If an evil man is blue, then he probably had a seizure.
If an evil man is a Spanish-speaker, remember that the taco was invented by a white man named Glen Bell.
If an evil man is a Mulatto, he will grow wings one day.
If an evil man lives in Africa and is native, he will find justice in truth.
If an evil man is a soldier, he knows that the sound of gunfire hides the violence of others' words.
If an evil man is a president (except Trump and Nixon), then he must be the noblest of souls.
by Troy S. H. April 19, 2018
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Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003
Get the Evil Poptart mug.by JayR June 20, 2004
Get the evil mug.A game that was a disgrace to the Resident Evil name. This game fell to the modern standards of Action-shooter games and lost the survival-horror aspect that the great RE games had before it. This game has no puzzles, no zombies, nothing to scare you, and thus, no reason to exist.
by Schtulin' January 26, 2006
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