Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.

Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!

by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019

dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.

Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”

by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

Royal Dutch

The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight

by Damonicus December 13, 2017

Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012