dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 03, 2017

dusty iguana

Someone that was being rude like 3 seconds ago

You are such a Dusty iguana

by Dusty iguana March 14, 2017

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

dusty road ho

A girl frequented sexually assaulted often as someone drives down a dirt road

That dusty road ho has been rode hard and tore up like a shortcut to the fishing hole

by Dusty Rhodes October 08, 2023

Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.

Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.

by Jbobrn September 06, 2017

Dusty Darnell

An old woman who is still an escort/stripper, usually around the age of 58-82.

That Women over there is a Dusty Darnell

by DopeDyl September 28, 2021