decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

Dickium

The element that makes ur pee-pee big

Person 1:That dickium make my pee-pee so big
Person 2: Dat gay

by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 17, 2017

dickin' dippers

Before receiving a blowjob you have the giver put their hair in a bun fitting for a dipping cup filled with your favorite dipping sauce. While receiving head you enjoy your favorite snack to dip with style and convenience all at your lap.

My Girlfriend graced me with dickin' dippers last night so you know I had to break out the pretzel nuggets and cheese.

by DabbinDicky April 23, 2018

Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

dickidonthave

A word used mostly by female to male transgenders that haven't had surgery (yet) to refer to their dick they don't have.

Hey baby, you wanna suck my dickidonthave?

by Pauloempia January 28, 2018

Dickie childers

Dickie Childers is a code name for a male acting like a stupid, selfish, ignorant asshole.

That man was acting like a dickie Childers.

by MoCheeks May 21, 2018

Dickicult

Someone who has a history of being a known Dick and is being difficult on purpose.

My boyfriend likes to be dickicult with me he finds this very amusing. Dick difficult amusing

by Revrhomicmil May 8, 2018