deck the halls

Verb.

When one performs sex with another partner during christmas szn. Usually occurring near a christmas tree while both partners have lights and ornaments hanging on them as if they are christmas trees. Stuff with the butt is necessary.

Dom: Yo bro did you deck the halls of Georgia last night?
Tim: Hell yeah bro! I ate that ass too.

Dom: Aye that’s whats up.

by pussayslayerr101 September 2, 2019

slippery deck

To perform a slippery deck you must be having sex from behind with your partern on a hard surface,kitchen floor for ex. Before you cum, pull out and jizz right infront of your gf and then puch her forwards so he slips on the jizz and slides away.

Oh man I gave my gf the best slippery deck in the kitchen yesterday.

by Brothel August 27, 2006

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 10, 2008

Deck Dogz

A harsh gang crew in Perth Australia.

The deck dogz will kill u bitch

by benny 411 November 13, 2005

deck

to fall, get beaten up, to get hit so hard you fall

when she went to hit the ball she fell and decked herself
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy

by kinkyboots September 2, 2006

Triple Decker

A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).

When doing a Triple Decker your penises can touch inside the woman

by stinkywhitedick September 29, 2015

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009