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Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".
by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008
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Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021
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Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.
Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.
by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018
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Swamp Donkey

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of “the swamp”
It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.
by HD9900 November 6, 2020
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Slew Donkey

A very ugly girl who thinks shes hawt. Usually lurks around in bars and clubs waitin to sexually assault and take advantage of dumb fuck males who are too drunk to defend themselves. Usually has the name Ashley, but can apply to others who fit the description.
"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"
by baconstrips May 21, 2012
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A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."
For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated
by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018
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donkey weave

Ratchet, cheap 99 cent store weave you catch your black next door neighbor wearing. Also can be decribed as a Keri Hilson weave
Tiesha snatched Brit's donkey weave because she stole her chicken.
by brittneyslut September 28, 2013
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