ring ding 

a word commonly used in comedy acts. believed to be a hostest treat. never actually existed but stereotyped as what fat people eat.

i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.

ring ding by suckers December 11, 2003

King Ding

Stoopid mofo who likes to walk into poles in year six and eat copper sulfate cuz he thinks it makes him live foreva .. stoopid mofo. Also thinks he can hook in with all gurlz

Err Wat De Fak I Luv CuSo

King Ding by dOdge. March 23, 2005

Chicken Ding!  

When subject a places two prime chciken fillets in the microwave for 30 seconds then proceeds to place these in a letterbox and relieve themselves between them.

Adam: Iv hear your in the bad books with the wife does that mean your having a Chicken Ding! for supper

Paul: Yes infact I have just put a couple of fillets in the microwave.....(microwave goes ding) got to go there ready.

Chicken Ding! by Mr Adam Parry March 13, 2008

Shammalamma Ding-Dong 

A phrase used in place of profanities in crucial random ass moments Or to answer basically every question :D

Question: I heard you suck in bed
Response:Shammalamma Ding-Dong!

Shammalamma Ding-Dong by Lilnorrie July 21, 2011

Shama Lama Ding Dong 

When you get a blow job while watching a Pokemon episode

I just Shama Lama Ding Donged all over Pikachus face!

Shama Lama Ding Dong by It means testicles July 19, 2015

scam-a-lama-ding-dong 

A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.

A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.

scam-a-lama-ding-dong by Scandalista December 14, 2006

spal ding 

In reference to when someone with the last name spalding has a large sex organ.

Man Scott
spal has a big ding! Spal ding is short for spalding, the last name of my man Scottie Spalding. Fuck Ewings Sarcoma!

spal ding by Adam Stefanik April 6, 2008