ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells

Victor is being a ding ding

by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020

tomma-lamma-ding-dong

tomma-lamma-ding-dong is a another name for Thomas sanders given to him by a father and a prince.

"i called for tomma-lamma-ding-dong" Patton said

by speedyrat December 20, 2020

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

CHING ALING DING

This word is used for when an asian is at your door

"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"

by IsntJamesButAlsoJames November 8, 2021

ding xiang

the most powerful and intelligent person in the whole world

wow that's a ding xiang

by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021

ding xiang

a handsome man that is super smart and his sister wants to kill him every day

he is really a ding xiang

by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021

hong ding

Hong Ding is the most bullyable human being who will snap one day and assasinate his entire ancestry

" Yo I saw a Hong Ding that day, phew, I think he broke "

by moozers September 23, 2021