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Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 24, 2010
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minesweeper depression

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)
Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
by mx781 October 12, 2011
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pussy depression

When you have not had vigina in a while.That includes touching tasting and penetrating
Yea man my dude say he going through pussy depression
by yaboy11 December 17, 2015
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birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
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Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"
Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
by akselly March 12, 2021
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Sino Depression

Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.

1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.

2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!

Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.

Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
by The Sad April 12, 2021
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Espresso depresso

When you are so depresso you drink a lot of espresso
by Pogboi420 June 16, 2021
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