deck

a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.

>>shut up deck <<
>>deck<<

by john p. crispens February 8, 2008

Double Decker

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.

Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005

deckbetch

(noun) Its a bitch with a dick. A man/boy who is being especially bitchy. A huge jerk. An Asshole

That guy is such a jerk. He is totally a deckbetch.

by Briana McF May 11, 2008

decockgestant

A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.

"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."

"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.

by johnjamescecilalawishusIII September 11, 2011

Decky Glass

An umbrella term for a working man working down under aka OZ. Often in the works of screeding, brick laying, labouring etc. The working man that goes by Glass, is of A list celeb status and can often be seen curting Delta Goodrem, whilst holding a can of fosters, whilst buying a pair of uggs, whilst having the crik. Regularly wrestles crocodiles and absofukincuntandbastardandlutely has a want in him.

What's the crik Decky Glass?
You buy me some uggs Decky Glass?
Decky Glass is class

by crikbeyyy June 16, 2012

tech deck time

best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video

yup

by jesse April 5, 2003

one-decked

when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch

did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked

by deanus fozard May 15, 2007