dead poro

The worst thing that could ever be searched up through Google Images. Trust me, you'll need bleach for your eyes and a fast "delete search history" to clear any thoughts of this after seeing it.

Dickhead: hey mayne search up dead poro lololol xDDDDDDDD

by MisterLolcakes August 23, 2014

im dead

When a dumbass is trying to get attention/views on what they have posted something and it's not that funny

OMG im dead

by THE_MEME_GOD February 28, 2018

dead rat

The act of pressing one's penis against a window. The slightly flattened penis gives those on the other side of the window a visual of a "dead rat". This act is particularly entertaining while walking by a bar with floor to ceiling windows on a busy weekend evening.

Man was he hammered! I can't believe he dropped a dead rat on that bar!

by The Donkey Puncher November 7, 2006

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

Dead Presidents

United Stated currency used in our consumer based society to acquire goods, property or services from individual with special or technical skills.

You can also use the specific name the dead president printed on the currency that you need for that particular "product".

"Yo, hommie I'm stacking those dead presidents selling all those bags of marbles."

"I'm gonna be needin' cutty to come with (5 Benjamins) or (heavy dead presidents) for this right here."

by B-Slim...A.K.A. Matchstickman June 20, 2012

Dead Birds

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*

Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"

by Johnny Phs. October 4, 2006

dead fly

and old punk dance when you collapse on the floor and twitch in time to the music

So you'd be at this punk all-dayer, and you'd feel something at your foot while you are pogoing. You look down to see someone doing the dead fly. Without a moment's thought you stamp on the fucker's face

by hermaphrodite October 9, 2004