de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011

de-shagged

When you dumped the girl/guy you are not officially in a relationship with, just fucking

Sarah: so are you going over tammys house tonight?

Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough

by simo1981 May 21, 2011

De Ja Woo

De ja Woo is a mixed drink containing dejablue water and any sort of alcohol---like a vodka water but specifically in Dejablue bottle

Woo me with some De Ja Woo

by Bathens July 11, 2011

De-egoing

to lower one's ego.

Sam needed some de-egoing.

by Mary Fre September 18, 2011

de-ing the gerb

declawing a gerbil prior to insertion in the anus for sexual pleasure (gerbiling). Necessary to prevent anal scratching.

"AWWW SHIT! Next time I'm definitely de-ing the gerb 'cuz now my anus won't stop bleeding!!!!"

by starfruit1 October 8, 2011

de-blondified

Verb: the act of reducing the amount of blonde color in your hair: reducing the color blonde.

Jane, a blonde, went to the hair salon and the hair-sylist de-blondified her by dying her hair a darker shade and reducing the color blond.

by blondie2012 December 25, 2011

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012