Darwin

Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?

Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!

Kid: You really believe that?

Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!

Kid: You're an idiot dad

by MxTr July 7, 2010

danina

Danina is a challenging and sexy person

She is smart and cool

Danina has sex appeal

Danina is just a dream that can suck dicks

by tmpdhjblm October 16, 2020

slam dancing

A Southern Michigan Tradition, developed by school of choice pupils, where under the circumstance that angsty teen rock is heard by these pupils, an outrageous headbanging and fist throwing session occurs. This usually lasts for the length of the song; unless it is not appealing. In recent weeks, the slam dancing ritual has been taken up by well-known celebrity, Paul Walker, and his faithfuls. This trend will surely become a national craze without a shadow of a doubt.

Dave had to stop his car because Andrew and Damon were slam dancing so violently, that the car was shaking uncontrollably.

by Billionaire Boys V.P. January 6, 2006

Danning

The state of being a fob, a tentacle, a dick, an asshole, and a kpop fanboy.

person1: did u c him danning yesterday.
person2: yeah he ate like 20 tentacles in one sitting.

by emknowswhodisis November 3, 2011

Darwin Test

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.

Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.

by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010

Darwin

Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:

If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.

Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago

No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test

Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail

by MTRCxY August 14, 2010

Slam Dancing

1) Sex
2) The act of slamming ones crotch into ones face/mouth/crotch/back of skull
3) An act of rage

Dave: What did you do this weekend?
Frank: I hung out with Nicole.
Dave: What did you guys do?
Frank: I was fucking slam dancing between her legs.
Dave: Word.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006