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Donkey

A very large fish, especially in relation to other fish of the same species. Not just a bass, the biggest and the baddest bass. It's obstinate, stubborn, and it has a kick like a donkey. When you get one on you'll know it because it will be on like Donkey Kong!
ME: I got a huge redfish! It's unbelievable!
Fishing Buddy: Dude that's a Donkey.
ME: Wha? No way, it's a redfish. It's just huge.
Fishing Buddy: Dude, I'm huge, but that thing is a DONKEY!
by bubba luva July 1, 2019
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Danky Dan

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 8, 2019
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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
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Donkey from Shrek

Donkey From Shrek Is The God Shreks Pet
by Shrek_Is_God February 7, 2020
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Donkey

Another word for donkey is ass.A male ass is called a jack.A female is called a jenny.
Omg is that brad marchand?!Yeah, he's such a donkey.
Hey dude!What?What do you get when you cross an ass and a horse?I don't know.A mule.
by M0rg5 April 21, 2020
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Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks
Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers
by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020
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Donkey doo

A this ass girl
She do have a donkey doo tho
by Look at your nose ting October 19, 2020
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