by Funkyfunk August 15, 2021
The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands
girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat
by ahaha_slay_yee November 08, 2022
The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
by J0LLY July 01, 2024
The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell March 15, 2018
A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 13, 2023
Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.
"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"
by shivers1772 May 23, 2019