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wack dat crusty 

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

Cum crusty 

A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.
Cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008

the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
the crusty walrus by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Ugly crusty musty dusty bitch 

Something you say to a ugly person (me)

Ugo crusty 

When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her
Ugo crusty by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

shigarakis.crusty.rash 

shigarakis.crusty.rash is a tiktoker who had devoted their life to the anime character, Toumura Shigaraki. he is also slowly becoming known for kpop related content as well, having a obsession with Kim Hongjoong's (of Ateez) "mommy milkers".

this man needs mental help.
"what's wrong with shigarakis.crusty.rash?"

"i have no clue."