Stuffed Crusty

When one person takes a dump and doesn't wipe. Then proceeds to have anal sex.

Jessica took a fat dump a hour ago and didn't wipe. We got busy and I rawdogged her in the butt. Nothing like the classic stuffed crusty to get me through the day.

by PoofofSunshine July 10, 2021

Crusty

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by Phoenix evwjejk September 20, 2020

Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting

Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.

by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021

Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip

I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit

by Bucky stills January 11, 2024

Crusty Dusty Dino

Crusty dusty dino can be used to describe a person who is not sharing and caring.

For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.

by lil nig 🤭 August 26, 2019

Crusty Tiara

When a facial goes over the line and gets in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once

Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 17, 2020