Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat July 28, 2008

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017

Crusty Wing Sauce

Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.

“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”

by Shmeu September 26, 2020

Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

by October 07, 2020

Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 07, 2021

Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

by scabbylips October 21, 2015