Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.

Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.

by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020

Covid

Do you really need to look up covid on the urban dictionary?

If you need to search up what covid is just to find out what it is then you're living under a rock.

by say no to covid September 27, 2021

COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people

Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020

COVID-19

A viral infection that ruined 2020

I HATE COVID-19

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine

Fuck virtual covid

by Datthiza March 7, 2022

COVID Bomb

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.

We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.

by rpcgal December 18, 2021

COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024