cool story ho

A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.

Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!

Joey: Cool story ho.

by Dejayelkay May 20, 2011

cool beanz

A word used to describe something that is either abnormally cool, or stupid. In the latter case, people use cool beanz to make someone feel better about their stupid comment.

Those shoes are cool beanz!

by Casey534 September 26, 2005

Cool Kid

When a someone under 18 is as cool as a cucumber and wears snazzy sunglasses

Person A: Omg who is THAT?
Person B: Omg it's the Cool Kid
Person A: Love those sunglasses

by Drawer gang November 7, 2018

Young, Cool and Tanned

Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")

Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"
35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"
Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"
Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"

by Babel March 23, 2009

cookstro

Its a pairing between two American Idol 7 contestants David Cook and Jason Castro.

The term came up by adding surnames "Cook" to "Castro"

In this pairing, David Cook is top while Jason Castro takes the bottom.

Fan #1: "Did you see the insane amount of Cookstro happening during yesterday's show?"

Fan #2: "How could I miss that"

by Ayusama May 25, 2008

Hella Cool

A saying mainly used in california meaning super cool

Man, that bong looks hella cool dude

by rick June 14, 2003

cool your balls

Chill out, relax, quit busting your balls.

dude! cool your balls!

or

cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!

by Takamata69 February 24, 2010