Dirt cookie

a cookie made in Hati. They take some clay and mix it with flour and butter and form it into a cookie shape and then bake it.
It does little more than stop hunger pangs.
They make these because of the shortage of food there.

1. I couldn't eat a dirt cookie. Could you?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004

snookie cookie

A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie has to eat it.

Those sick dudes played snookie cookie at the party last night, and jason had to eat the jizz.

by Mr. Samsonite September 6, 2006

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 January 12, 2009

Hop on cookie run

Slang for gay sex

"Hey bro want to hop on cookie run?"

"Sure!"

*has gay sex*

by megablastoise62 September 25, 2021

cookie monster

What 50 Cent used to dis Ja Rule with.

50 Cent: you sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster!

by Angelacia June 11, 2007

wookie cookie

Silent Observer, you're an idiot. The term you were looking for was "Gookie Cookie," not Wookie Cookie. You must have lost your brain while climaxing on baked goods...

Silent Observer doesn't even know the name of the very gizzed-on product that he's currently consuming, which happens to be a Gookie Cookie.

by Todd S August 29, 2005