colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

semi-colon

";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...

John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e

by Me November 20, 2004

Colon Crockpot

when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!

by chirpydalek August 28, 2016

collin

A mofo bitch that will finesss your hoe. he has big titties and likes clities. A collin isnt the most attractive but he still pretty chill and you should add him on the gram @collin.crooms

the boi collin is fion

by ccrooms March 13, 2017

Collin

The most Annoying fucktard person out there likes to beat off to little kid and hit girls on the low

Jesus that man is being sick a Collin right now

by Coasta da real G September 30, 2018

Collin

Collins are boys with no sense of loyalty. They're usually not the brightest and don't know a good thing when they have it. They're troublemakers who like to push the boundaries to see what adults will allow. One of those ppl that parents and teachers love, but their peers know the real truth.

"god why is my boyfriend acting like such an idiot lately?" "Idk man he's such a Collin"

by 20procrastinator January 27, 2019